Double standard

The world doesnt try to shame females who think their social skills are perfect, the world tries to shame males who are perceived as having no social skills (though a lot of this comes from the same people who claim they're being shamed themselves, not society). The reality is there are no human victims, if theres one species that deserve to suffer, its humans.

Double standards are when one group's behavior is defended, but the same behavior in another group is condemned. So, pretending to suddenly jump to a male's defense when you finally discover oh shit, not all double standards work in a male's favor, or are perpetuated by males, or people other than yourself, and now you want to try and be the solution doesnt work. You are as much the problem as anybody else, you are as much the hypocrite as anybody else, even if you dont get that you are.

by Solid Mantis September 18, 2020

irregular-double-second-cousin

Someone who, in relation to others, has zero parents, zero grandparents and three great-grandparents in common.

Irregular-double-second-cousin.

by Cerejini May 21, 2024

Cheesy double

When a man squats over a large vat of processed nacho cheese sauce, dipping only his testicles into the cheesy slurry, requiring that his partner will then lick off the cheese from his testicles. The cheesy double.

Stan: I heard that girl you got with was a total freak?

Frank: Yeah I had to call it an early night. She kept on insisting we try out the cheesy double and you know I'm lactose intolerant.

by Dorothy Mantooth is a Saint June 26, 2016

double-kill angle

a situation where 4 people just so happen to be in a room together

tension arises when two of the people

want to kill the other two people?
...and then get away with it.
rip
double kil
ez game

ez game for babies

this is a term i just came up with so bear with me on this one...

"oh so yeah you were talking about that "double-kill angle" that happened in elec. last time".
up for interpetation on that one

index
elec = electrical room

by Korzail June 10, 2025

double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

by That matt June 21, 2022

Double Tindalled

When two separate people give you a *hard* time about the same thing, unbeknownst to each other, and you feel really sad afterwords.

Alex: "Yeah, Chris was *getting on me* about that earlier."
Kayley: "I'm sorry, I know you don't like being double Tindalled."

by LinguistLevi December 7, 2019

P Double L

P Double L is a term that stands for the words process, listen, and laugh. This is said when someone says something confusing and the receiver didn't understand them.

"Let me P Double L that really quickly!"

by tdog4sure September 8, 2025