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House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings

His name is Dayne Clif and ever person with this name wrecks houses
That guy is such a house House wrecker/killer/breaker/ruinsThings
by JamesSmith34 January 7, 2023
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Bingo-Master’s Breakout!

Two swans in front of his eyes
Colored balls in front of his eyes
It's number one for his Kelly's eye
Treble-six right over his eye
A big shot's voice in his ears
Worlds of silence in his ears
All the numbers account for years
Checks the cards through eyes of tears
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
All he sees is the back of chairs
In the mirror, a lack of hairs
A lighted room, checks fill out
Here the players all shout
Bingo-Master’s Breakout!
A glass of lager in his hand
Silver microphone in his hand
Wasting time in numbers and rhymes
(One hand drug and faces bright)
Bingo-Master's Breakout!
Came the time he flipped his lid
Came the time he flipped his lid
Holiday in Spain fell through
Players put it down to
Bingo-Master's Breakout
A hall full of cards left unfilled
He ended his life with wine and pills
There's a grave somewhere only partly filled
A sign in graveyard on a hill reads
Bingo-Master's Breakout
by Death Menace February 28, 2023
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post-coitis breakfast

Are you enjoying our post-coitis breakfast? I hungry as shit for some reason.
by nostd3 March 5, 2023
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Golden Corral Breakfast

Food given to us from God’s own breakfast tray.
by KiiboBestRobotBoi March 20, 2023
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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Dog's Breakfast

When a woman masturbates using peanut butter as lube, allowing her loyal hound to clean up the scrumptious mess
"Fido's been looking a little down recently, perhaps he would enjoy a Dog's Breakfast?"
"Who's a good boy?"
"You seem quite happy this morning, had a dog's breakfast have we?"
by NotsoChillBill April 20, 2023
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Las Vegas breakfast

Northern California Ravers who have stayed up all night high on whatever. As the sun is coming up, they create a shot glass with their hand, pour some liquor in, and snort the liquor and slap themselves in the eye/face.

It has no real purpose but it provides entertainment.
let’s do a Las Vegas breakfast!

Oh no…I don’t want to but I will of you are.
by JaxAttAck April 27, 2023
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