by DECEAR CLEAR DOWN EGG September 25, 2019
Get the Blue sprint rodentmug. throw it at your girlfriend if you want to break up without hurting her feelings
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
throw it at your friend if you want to end a friendship without crying
throw it at your parents if you want to land them in jail for beating you
throw it at a navy seal to commit suicide by someone else
Rando: *first place*
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
Rando's asshole friend: I don't think you can go there! *throws blue shell*
Rando: Aight we're not friends
Satan: I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan
by MinecraftRulesDotCom May 29, 2021
Get the blue shellmug. When a bitch grabs a lace/string that's used for consuming heroin or when getting blood drawn, and proceeds to wrap it around your bicep so a vein will pop out. She then grabs a sharp object and cuts it open or she grabs something pointy (a straightened paperclip for example) and punctures the vein.
Fredward: You know that stupid bitch I met in the bar last night? Nigel: Yeah what'd you do with her? Fredward: That busty bimbo gave me a blue vessel!
by Doodles is Hung November 4, 2019
Get the Blue Vesselmug. The matchmaker of the wedding who cooks good chicken rice and hacks up loogieless spit in the mornings
by Cockatail February 24, 2022
Get the blue groommug. A centrist/liberal Democrat who acts just like a Trump supporter - tribal, authoritarian, and loyal to the party no matter what - as long as the cruelty is delivered with “civility.”
Coined as a play on "Make America Great Again," Blue MAGA types cheered on Biden’s student debt half-measures, stayed silent during the bombing of Gaza (or actively supported it), and backed campus police crackdowns on peaceful protesters. When Kamala Harris talked during her campaign about wanting to continue funding Israel's genocide of Gazans, many nodded along, proving that when forced to choose between fascism and leftistm, liberals will often pick fascism. When Harris's campaign embarrasingly crashed and burned against Trump, giving him a second presidential term, they targeted Hispanics and Arab Americans for not voting in high enough numbers for her, in some cases overtly supporting their deportation, or worse.
They treat politics like sports, care more about vibes than policy, and think the real threat isn’t Trump, but progressives/leftists and anyone who demands real change. Just don’t call them conservatives, they prefer “pragmatic.”
Coined as a play on "Make America Great Again," Blue MAGA types cheered on Biden’s student debt half-measures, stayed silent during the bombing of Gaza (or actively supported it), and backed campus police crackdowns on peaceful protesters. When Kamala Harris talked during her campaign about wanting to continue funding Israel's genocide of Gazans, many nodded along, proving that when forced to choose between fascism and leftistm, liberals will often pick fascism. When Harris's campaign embarrasingly crashed and burned against Trump, giving him a second presidential term, they targeted Hispanics and Arab Americans for not voting in high enough numbers for her, in some cases overtly supporting their deportation, or worse.
They treat politics like sports, care more about vibes than policy, and think the real threat isn’t Trump, but progressives/leftists and anyone who demands real change. Just don’t call them conservatives, they prefer “pragmatic.”
Blue MAGA: Deport the Gaza protestors!
Me: You’re literally repeating Trump.
Blue MAGA: At least I’m not a socialist.
Me: That’s Blue MAGA for you...
Me: You’re literally repeating Trump.
Blue MAGA: At least I’m not a socialist.
Me: That’s Blue MAGA for you...
by Iguana Power May 9, 2025
Get the Blue MAGAmug. by uwudsadddy March 4, 2021
Get the Blue Dogemug. The art of combining a roll and polish with blue light protections lenses, preferably in polycarbonate.
I just blue-rolled a -6.00 in a 56 eye angular/retro metal frame (which I think are kind of ugly, but whatever) this morning and can't wait to see how it turns out.
by kwapril April 1, 2021
Get the Blue-Rollmug.