Cum Dragon

When you swallow your man’s nut, but it tastes like ramen & alcohol so you vomit stomach contents and his nut.

I sucked Noah’s dick but his jizz tasted terrible, so I became a cum dragon.

by Hdjshdiehdud February 9, 2018

Flag

Get the Cum Dragon mug.

beezelbub cum

The yellow filling inside of a Deviled Egg

Dude, I just dropped my Deviled Egg, and now there's Beezelbub Cum all over the place!

by COSofZero December 28, 2016

Flag

Get the beezelbub cum mug.

Cum Ninja

A very stealthy motherfucker that blows a load before you know it.

Jesus, that was one cum ninja.

by TylerStevenson January 3, 2017

Flag

Get the Cum Ninja mug.

Nose Cum

A booger that comes out of your nose that looks like a small globule of cum. Similar in consistency, viscosity, and color.

Man 1: "Nigga... stop picking your nose."
Man 2: "Nah son, I got a piece of nose cum stuck up in there"
Man 1: "Then get a damn tissue!"

by DatBoiMatt January 4, 2017

Flag

Get the Nose Cum mug.

cum spaz

When you ejaculate and you have a spazm over how good it felt...

"Oh my god, I think i'm cumming. Oh eeh yeseseseses eeheeheeheeh. I just became a cum spaz

by I am the one dont weigh a ton January 6, 2017

Flag

Get the cum spaz mug.

When you cum on the same spot/pole until a large stock of cum creates a hard layer of cum almost impossible to remove. First Cum Klott was created by Markus from Colombia and Vladimir Sebastian Mäkinen Promyakov from Finland and Russia. You could create a Cum Klott if you are in a cold place. Example North Finland. Just cum on a ice cold pole. Wait a couple of secounds and you will have your own Cum Klott. This is a word thats been growing in Popularity in Europe as a Meme.

Damn, Look at this Cum Klott.
I fucked a B last night. A Cum Klott was made on the ground.
I pounded Richards asshole last night, a Cum Klott was made in hes cold asshole.

by olaskruttis January 11, 2017

Flag