cold tea bag

When a set of grassy snowballs are used to tea bag an unfortunate victim
Marvin, I know you're not planning on using those grassy snowballs to cold tea bag me
by mr. gmoney December 27, 2010
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Bag of smashed crabs

To have a face like a bag of smashed crabs
im sorry dude, but your face is like a bag of smashed crabs
by Battlephone October 06, 2009
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Douche Bag Squared

Someone who is so much of a douche bag that one cannot just call him/her a "d-bag" or "douche" or just plain ole "douche bag." So you have to multiply douche bag by douche bag to truly define the individual as a super huge douche bag or just aptly put...d-bag squared. I.E.(d-bag^2)
John Frey is a douche bag squared(d-bag^2)
by ukatuka November 13, 2005
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a bag full of twat

a bag full is a person who is so retarded he/she can't simply be called a twat, they have to be more agressively called a bag full of twats, or sevral twats could also be reffered to as a bag full of twats.
the chelsea team are a bag full of twats, amy whinehouse is a bag full of fucking twats
by synister gates October 06, 2008
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Paper Bag Pimp

Paper bag pimp..a guy that goes around getting with ugly girls...or puts a paper bag on the girl and rides the bitch
my mate rob..he's a str8 Paper Bag Pimp..gets with all the ugly girls..like when he g0t with the girl that lookd like a man n he just goes.."ima str8 PbP so its allgood"
by James Skipper October 10, 2006
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Douche-bag lunch

douche·bag·lunch (DOOSHbag lunch) n. A brown bag lunch arranged by one’s superior at work, in which all are forced to surrender their lunch hours in order to attend what amounts to a work meeting. Perhaps even more appalling, lunch is not provided.
“What the fuck! El Capitan just took it upon himself to call a douche-bag lunch. Hijack my lunch hour and you best be bringing the Blimpie, beotch.”
by untitledlife September 29, 2005
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Paper Bag Shag

When a piece of smoking hot gammon has a nice rack and rear, but not a face to match. The only way you would give her one, would be if you put a paper bag on her head so that you enjoy the benefits of her body, but you can imagine she is someone else. Hence; she is a Paper Bag Shag.
"That Sarah Jessica Parker, would ya?"
"Only if she had a paper bag on her head"
"too right, she is definitely a paper bag shag"
by ninepintsofmilk May 06, 2010
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