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Poo hand

When you pick up your dog's poo while out walking it and afterwards feel like you have poo on your hand even though you never touched the poo
Oh my god! My face is itchy but I can't scratch it because I've got poo hand.
by Thedogwalker1234 June 25, 2016
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hand banana

He couldn't stop stroking his hand banana.
by Isthatmustachereal November 3, 2024
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Black Handed

Black handed, being caught in the act of black face. Like being caught red handed, except the crime in question is comedy.
Jared was caught black handed, during his school performance of booty and the beast.
by Juhdd November 3, 2018
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Hand stands

Only folk who aren't pretty can do handstands
Dang, she looks like someone who couldnt do hand stands
by Wowzawowzers July 23, 2023
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hand grenade water

an extremely small bottle of water of about 8 fluid ounces that resembles that of a hand grenade.
“I wonder what will be served at this event. The invitation said that there would be light refreshments.”

“Fuck! That means cookies and hand grenade water!”
by Sweet_D March 29, 2023
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Dead Man’s Hand Dutch Rudder

When someone (friend, stranger, homeless person, whoever) is either unconscious or deceased and you grab their hand, wrap their fingers around your erect penis and manipulate their elbow into moving their arm to jerk you off.
“Yo, my buddy was passed out in basically a diabetic coma, so before I called 911 I used him to give me a dead man’s hand Dutch rudder. I even finished right before the paramedics got there. I told them the jizz on his face was just frosting from all the Cinnabon and sodies he ate. They bought it!”
by The Gaudy Ginger February 10, 2021
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Little Caesar’s Hand Job

When you take a girl on a date to Little Caesar’s, where you then split a $5 Hot and Ready Pizza in your car, and she proceeds to give you a hand job while her hands are still covered in pizza grease and cheese.
Jessica is such a slut, she gave me the cheesiest little Caesar’s hand job on the first date in my 1998 Subaru Outback, what a fucking skank
by Pooscentedfingers May 24, 2022
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