Spread-cunt Formation

Commanding your troops in Age of Empires II to arrange themselves into a spread-like formation, in which enemy troops cannot proceed beyond yours.

"I hate it when Shannon uses the fucking spread-cunt formation!"

by Exedorph December 31, 2016

Prick Eyed Cunt

A person with crooked eyes (cock-eyed) that is a total cunt.

That kid on the banjo is a little prick eyed cunt....

by cuntmeisster November 1, 2011

you fucking cunt!

A direct exclamation towards an unpleasant thing or a person.

Neighbours dog wont stop barking - Shut up you fucking cunt! Or I'll slit your throat and hang you by the hind legs from the nearest tree.

Argument in a pub or club - Outside you fucking cunt! Parking lot. NOW!

by de-pube March 31, 2023

Fishy Cunt Punt

You discover a broad has a merky vagina and your buddy told you how this gal had the best pussy ever.

Friend 1: say buddy how was it fucking Amy last night?
Friend 2: You cocksucker! That whore has the stinkiest snatch. You totally pulled a Fishy Cunt Punt on me!

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 17, 2023

Mad Cunt Disease

A neurological disorder that affects females with a deep seeded disdain for men. Sometimes these symptoms are displayed by bitch-made males. Causes the inflicted to lash out at men especially and often everyone in close to mid and far proximity in a negative fashion. Most often results in mass office hysteria, severe depression, resentment, and desire to be hanged to death.

"Oh shit man!, I'm afraid Christine has contracted "Mad Cunt Disease" she fired her assistant because she bought her the wrong brand of tampons!"

by harry dixon III December 16, 2020

Dog Cunt Millionaire

Aussie slang - Someone who wins the lotto and doesn't deserve it.

Did you hear that Sam won lotto ? Yeah he's a dog cunt millionaire

by bljb1 August 13, 2021

Death by a thousand cunts

Similar to the ancient Chinese slow form of torture, except more acknowledging that shagging 1000 gineys will both invariably take considerable time and leave the consumer with an array of diseases that will almost certainly lead to death. What a way to go though.

Babs: ‘What do you think would be the most cruel and unusual form of torture to use on Elton John?’
BD: ‘death by a thousand cunts would be nightmare fuel for that old crafty, surely?’
Babs: ‘cunts as in vaginas?’
BD: ‘Jesus Christ Babs, you schwantz. Yes, ‘cunts’ as in vaginas. What the fuck is wrong with you?’

by Anonymous submissions October 13, 2022