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cheeseburger 

A fat woman with a lot of money who is to ugly to get sex the normal way, so they give money and buy gifts to keep boyfriends.
Did you see that Heifer coming out the bank, shes going to be my cheeseburger.
cheeseburger by ryseone January 21, 2008

mom cheese 

Cheese made from the curdled milk of hyper-lactating middle-aged women, as seen in Takashi Miike's movies "Visitor Q" and "Gozu".
"Dude, she's squirting milk all over the kitchen floor! That's gonna turn into mom cheese!"
mom cheese by Skrud December 13, 2008

Oh Cheese! 

"Oh no!" much much worse than oh geeze, especially used when an eruption has occurred from the anus.
Cordog: Fffppphhttttt..

MysteryBoo: .."Oh Cheese!"
Oh Cheese! by Cordoggiedawg October 15, 2011

North Carolina Creem Cheese 

When a man comes all over a womans different mysterious lady parts. Usually the ejaculated spooge is chunky and smelly.
Omg kelly im so screwed. why linda? Because Jonsey got North Carolina Creem Cheese all over my parents bed!

Cheese Cake 

When you fart into a pillow and put it over someone's face
Once the barrier was broken, I gave my girlfriend a cheese cake
Cheese Cake by Wskiter August 25, 2013
disgusting food which smells bad; can cause cancer.
"I ate cheese and now I have cancer."
cheese by Kat itells truth July 16, 2008