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blown out brown balloon knot

A loose asshole that loses elasticity after taking more than 7 inches in diameter of damage. From gay sex or anything else shoved in that hole. It will look like a pink sock if done correctly.
The Navy has the most men with blown out brown balloon knots.
by Shitshow1986 June 29, 2022
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Words with Little Brown Friends

Playing Words with Friends while taking a dump. A dangerous activity, since your phone can fall into the toilet and drown.
Person A: Hey, what happened to your old phone?
Person B: It fell into the crapper the other day.
Person A: Ah, playing Words with Little Brown Friends again, eh? Dumbass.
by Doctorjay March 23, 2016
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Detroit Brown Round Turn Around

Where you bang a chick with a dildo made of her own shit while spitting and pissing on her stomach and then donkey punching her 5 times all the while singing Madonna's Like A Virgin.
My wife loves it when I give her the old Detroit Brown Round Turn Around
by Razor Blade Penis December 15, 2008
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make my brown eye blue

to have the worst shit ever, usually after a nite of hard core debauchery. Making ur ass cry.
I just know this shit is going to make my brown eye blue.
by BIGSTRAP July 29, 2006
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Brownsed

(v) - having displayed incredible, unforeseen ineptitude and incompetence on par with that of the Cleveland Browns. See Brownsing.
Crap. These dumb high-school aged McDonald's employees Brownsed up my order again.
by OfThisGeneration December 6, 2016
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St. Louis Brown Eye

An anus of a man or women, also known as dirty penny, bunghole, Rusty Sherrifs badge
While banging my girl, I slipped it into her St. Louis Brown Eye
by The Feigster February 22, 2009
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