boober john

The act of getting some head while dropping some stank in the tank.

"I was getting a boober john from that hoe with no teeth"

by IJR_SER November 29, 2007

John Madden

John Madden is a Football Coach And also God of the Moon. Nasa's Free online meme game Moonbase Alpha Made him into a legend and the moon people sing various Songs about him while depicting him as their God.

:nhI'm gonna eat a pizza. :dial67589340 Hi, can i order a pizza? :nvno! :nhwhy? :nv cuz you are john madden!:np
Translate:
John: Im gonna eat a pizza *dials number* hi, can i order a pizza?

Woman: No!

John: Why?

Woman: Cuz you are John madden

by Moonbase Alpharian April 27, 2017

John-Olav

John-Olav got his name from his grandfather.

"Where'd you get your name from, John-Olav?"
"My grandfather."

by Daveoftheaubergines February 19, 2021

John guy

Meaning a person who modifies the look of the car but doesn’t fix the issues it has

Look at this John guy! He’d rather look good broken down at the side of the road

by Salty nutz May 3, 2023

John

a guy im gonna be using in my sentences

John "How did you find this."

by iwritedefinitions.webp July 18, 2022

John Cena

where is he i cnat see him please help. hes in my house i cant find him.

John Cena

by big bald obama October 7, 2021

john thumb

A perfectly shaped shit which falls from one's out spout, sinking in your toilet water and clogging it. This dense anal crueller strategically seals thy throne drain just as that small boys thumb held back a wall of water.

The immense relief I felt after finally birthing the largest shit in history, was squashed when my toilet couldn't flush overflowing from my John Thumb.

by Apologetic Shiek January 17, 2024