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shit tray

A microwave dinner. The name refers to the plastic tray in which these meals are typically served and their traditionally "shitty" taste.
Jerry enjoys eating shit trays for dinner.

Goddammit Jerry! Watch your sodium intake with those shit trays.
by bunger15 November 16, 2011
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choice shit

The act of taking an amazing dump the morning after your first sober day after a long alcohol binge. In order to ensure that a choice shit is generated, the sober day must involve eating low fat high fiber foods...metamusal and water help this process. The first shit on the following day will be choice as in a choice cut of meat...the best cut.
Bob: I just dropped a huge bomb watch out if you are gonna use the mensroom.
Jimmy: Was it a choice shit?
Bob: yea, just got off a 5 day bender and ate about 5 bowls of bran flakes on my sick day.
Jimmy: thanks for the update, Ill avoid your mess for about 35-40 minutes.
by WMC2013 March 5, 2014
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Shit Screaming

Shit Screaming is screaming while pooping because pooping hurts you.
Nobody likes receiving a video of their grandma Shit Screaming. Give the poor gal some pepto!
by Kimmantha September 3, 2017
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shit sub

A shit sub is when you fall of the public subway train
Thats a shit sub now i have no legs
by Weiner ball man November 23, 2021
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Stopper Shit

The stopper shit is a type of shit that takes a lengthy amount of time and egregious amounts of effort to push out, only for it to be tiny and often round. This shit’s namesake is due to it often being followed by a flood of diarrhea, hence it being a stopper, as it plugs the hole until removed.
“Man I’m not feeling well, last night I pushed out a stopper shit and damn near blasted half my guts out after.”
by AverageSchizo September 13, 2022
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S.W.A.T Shits

When you shit unexpectedly without warning or when poop barges through your backdoor like a swat team
Bruh my stomach started to rumble then all of a sudden i got the S.W.A.T shits
by DATFEED November 29, 2016
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shit ass

Mario: jeffy we got you a dog.
jeffy: yay im a name him shit ass
Mario: YOU CANT NAME HIM SHIT ASS.
by thisSITEisRACIST November 29, 2018
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