The Immaculate Penis of John

John's Immaculate Penis.

What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.

by El Zodiac April 26, 2024

Penis

The Male Sex Organ

"I have the largest penis is the world" "I currently own the world record for 17.9"long'

by BabaMiniMarket February 10, 2021

Penis

The third human leg

"My penis is bigger than yours"! :)

"Shit!" ):

by eaitsinagay January 2, 2021

penis'

Something you should never make fun of

Even as a joke it's not funny to make fun of penis'

by NicoDiAngeIo April 25, 2022

Elevated Penis

A certain height where a male's genitalia is higher up than someone else's height. Commonly occuring for those above 8 feet tall.

He was so tall that from my perspective he had an elevated penis.

by whatamidoinghere_bruhhh March 6, 2022

Penis

The penis a sometimes long sometimes short item. Lots of people love them because they have multiple purposes like dress up, sword fighting, licking, fixing pencil sharpener.

Hey hows that new penis.

by Lbozo69 April 25, 2022

Penis

Something small that you have

Jenna: wow your penis is SO small
Peter: shut the fuck up

by Aiden6000 July 22, 2022