monkeybutt 

Alyssa; Any other girl who has a charm but playful and rude nature.

Alyssa sure is a monkeybutt!

monkeybutt by Danyourman January 9, 2009

Monkey Joob 

A super monkey that was built in a secret laboratoy in the center of a piece of cake.
Before the cake was devoured Monkey Joob quickly destroyed the lab and flew out using it's amazing farting ability.

It's a bird, it's a plane, no wait that isn't a bird or a plane. What the hell is that? OH GOD IT'S MONKEY JOOB!

Monkey Joob by CowKillaMooMan August 24, 2004

Monkey Button 

A.K.A. - Shocker.

There does exist a slight variation between Monkey Button and the Shocker. The practice and form one uses is the same, however, the reaction one gets from the shockie is reminiscent of the sound of a monkey (oh! oh!)

After a killer set, Shandy found a nice backstage betty who never has experienced the shocker. Shandy was very happy to finally work the monky button.

Monkey Button by J. Cooper December 29, 2004

Monkey Layer 

A woman that has intercourse with a black person.

That fucking whore is a monkey layer!

Monkey Layer by Dav1d Ownz U August 13, 2005

monkey pounding 

1. Obviously, male masturbation
2. Spending way too much time in chat rooms trading insults with people you don't even know.
3. Beating up the local neighborhood geek.

Brian: Watcha doin Friday night?
Kevin: I'm pounding my monkey, what else?
Brian: Well, lets find Dave and do some REAL monkey pounding!
Kevin: Kule!

monkey pounding by PeeBee October 13, 2005

monkey punt 

when the guy gets a blowjob from a girl hanging upside down and then when hes about to come pulls out and comes on her face only to kick her in the chest so she goes flying in the air.

Bob gave melissa a monkey punt when she cheated on him.

monkey punt by nutterbob November 4, 2007

monkey 

a primate with a pussy

hey guys look at my monkey

monkey by loveTheMonkey July 1, 2011