Asshole Check

Where the FBI or CIA shows up and searches your house repeatedly over the period of a week to find if you have done anything wrong because you did or said some fucked up shit.

"Johnny threatened kill someone thus he was asshole checked by the FBI."

by Victor Medvil May 15, 2022

security checkpoint

never let Joe into any public building without passing him through one of these first.

security checkpoint guard: hold up there, "pal"(Joe), nobody gets in but through this here security checkpoint. now lets see that bag there.

by theCheesenOne May 31, 2022

Boat check

When you want to have a boat day but you don’t have a boat, so you hint at your friend Ben who does have a boat to see if we can take it out.

Man, It’s so hot out, I wish I had a boat. Let me do a boat check and see what options we have

by Cogjog June 6, 2022

Missed check table bingo

When you jump from table to table ordering drinks to avoid being added to any check when it’s time to pay

Aunt Lucy is playing missed check table bingo again!

by BillyBSevenOne July 4, 2022

Vibe Check

Random phrase to say when you're on the same level and want to match each other's energy.

Ken: Vibe Check

Ruby: Check Vibe

by Theblackjacc July 5, 2022

Fact Checker

A person employed to keep facts in check by publishing declarations that the truth is false and that falsehoods are true.

The claim that Colonel Sanders stole his recipe is a completely fabricated falsehood. That's why the fact checkers at Snopes declared that the claim "alludes to a deeper truth".

by RealityGuide July 29, 2022

Spot Check

Bringing the pistol out every now and then

Friend: " you toting "
Me: " I spot check every now n then I don't tote everyday country" "charge waiting for me"

by 4MBJACC August 8, 2022