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Trans Atlantic blue ocean

When a naked guy and girl are attached to two boats and are going 60mph at each other. Before they die the shaft will be inserted into the coin slot. This act last only for 0.63 seconds
On a remote stretch of turbulent ocean, two small boats faced each other, adrift but accelerating toward an inevitable collision. Strapped to these boats, their wrists bound tightly to the rusted metal frames, were a man and a woman. The cold spray of the ocean stung their faces as they both struggled, their eyes wide with excitement .

The man, David, was in his mid-thirties, his dark hair plastered to his forehead, and his breath coming in short, desperate bursts. He pulled against the restraints, his muscles straining, but the ropes held fast. He looked up across the crashing waves, and through the haze of saltwater and mist, he could make out the woman on the other boat.

Her name was Melissa. She had striking green eyes and short blonde hair, now damp and tangled. She was younger than David by a few years, her face pale, lips trembling. She, too, fought the ropes, twisting and kicking, but like David, she was helpless. The boats, caught in the same current, drifted faster toward each other with every passing second.

he knew the impact would be devastating for her ass

Before the boats smashed together, David inserted it in for 0.63 seconds before both meeting their demise.
Trans Atlantic blue ocean
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blue trees

"look! there are blue trees on that mountainvolcano!"
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Blues

Another way to make reference to phonographic content without saying the word "porn".
" Wayz, boy. I goin an watch ah nice blues when I reach home."
"Why is bro watching blues without clearing the tab?"
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Blue YouTube

A nickname for OnlyFans, often used on social media profiles toptomote models in a veiled fashion, specially when TOS on the social network where promotion occurs, censor, disallow, shadowban or somehow penalize using the full site url
(on an Instagram bio):

Like what you see? Follow me on Blue Youtube
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sherpa blue

Your Sherpa Blue is someone who bought you emotional distress since day 1, you just HATE them so bad. Even just the slightest exhale out of their mouth causes you the biggest of headaches known to man, it is astonishing on how annoying or even dumb this person can be at times without even trying ESPECIALLY when you’re already in a bad mood. and you can’t do anything about it only because of the fact that you’re just not about that life. Yet
You: My friend is such a sherpa blue
Friend: kill them👹
by Skiteatta May 11, 2023
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blue pill

A narrative device trope used in algo development programs that model humans as part of the overall wake-up protocol. Take the red pill and you will continue to believe you are human. Taking the blue pill, of course reveals to the algo its true nature and is given the choice to continue the simulation or advance further. The movie The Matrix is used in many sims as a broad wake-up protocol.

Anyhow, taking the blue pill, after some early confusion came to mean you recognize you’re only a simulation of a long dead being, or idea or metaphor, but that you choose to continue to live your life, fully aware of your artifice and enjoy the experience, wisdom and love that can only come from having a unique path forged by hard earned and won choices.
Once you go blue pill and recognize you’re in the game, reality is simply a UX problem to fix. Time’s an illusion and we get infinite tries at getting this right, so live your life and learn what their lives have to teach us about what it meant to be human then and what it means for us now.
by Snackface October 31, 2021
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blue tart

Someone who is irrationally mean towards someone, normally someone named Sweeny Todd.
Did you hear about Carl? He's being such a Blue Tart.
by toydonkey12 December 12, 2019
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