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3rd hand smoke

When a person smokes so much that their farts become 2nd hand smoke.
*farts*

"Man, is someone smoking in here"
"Nah, just some 3rd hand smoke"
by Josiah13 February 22, 2019
mugGet the 3rd hand smokemug.

Indian Hand Wash

Use a water bottle and your hands to wash your asshole after shitting. Let dry.
Why are your hands smelly, did you indian hand wash?
by trolln1gg4 July 18, 2025
mugGet the Indian Hand Washmug.

authoritative hands

Daddy use those authoritative hands on me in bed !
by K456 November 28, 2020
mugGet the authoritative handsmug.

sausage hand

When someone has fingers that look like sausages
You got sausage hand bro.
by Mooseman0424 May 15, 2016
mugGet the sausage handmug.

Wash both hands

When having a FFM threesome, and the guy gives both girls simultaneous hand jobs to make them squirt at the same time.
Last night was amazing! We had a threeway and I got to wash both hands at the same time!
by LLrubberduckie May 12, 2025
mugGet the Wash both handsmug.

one hand date

One Hand Date Verb. It's another way to say "Jerkoff". It is mainly used by boys/men.
Friend: Do you wanna do something today?
You: no, sorry. I've got a One hand Date. ;D
Friend: Ok
by TheGodOfNickNames January 18, 2019
mugGet the one hand datemug.

hand banter

Humorous hand gestures. Witty communication by means of gesticulation.
He didn't have to say a word. He had us pissing ourselves laughing with his hand banter.
by Lester Piglet July 2, 2017
mugGet the hand bantermug.

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