Webster would call it a bidet, but in reality it’s a sophisticated bum cleansing device. It cleans the shit out of your booty.
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
Most Americans clean themselves with little wads of paper, like savages. Would you clean your body with tiny squares of paper, prone to falling apart? I think not! Why treat your bum any different?
by SnwSkier36 December 29, 2019
Get the Party Toiletmug. by maplemcnamara October 28, 2022
Get the a party with dresses and cake and singing and dancing and cakemug. by Professor Bailey Smith January 19, 2022
Get the onion party hatmug. 2nd Bachelor Party Redux: An event thrown for a groom-to-be who missed out on the traditional bachelor festivities within the one-year window before his wedding. However, there's a twist: the groom foots the bill for all attendees as payback for their generosity during the initial celebration. It's a chance for the groom to make up for lost time and show appreciation to his friends, albeit with his wallet taking a hit.
After realizing his wedding was just around the corner and he hadn't yet celebrated with his friends, Mark decided to throw a 2nd Bachelor Party Redux, where he footed the bill for all attendees as a token of gratitude for their support and generosity during his first bash.
by Captain27 May 10, 2024
Get the 2nd bachelor partymug. by johnstone337 July 21, 2017
Get the sausage partymug. by Notshirish March 1, 2022
Get the Extensive Partymug. The word that defines the way in which lemons have a party. If u search it up it comes up with 3 lemons sitting around a poll with sunglasses on.
by Daddy sugma October 19, 2021
Get the Lemon partymug.