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John Elway

When you use your finger to block one nostril and blow hard through the other nostril, sending a glob of snot flying out of your nose at a high rate of speed.
It feels so great to John Elway during a shower.
by Carhgo72 November 2, 2022
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Lee Johns

A country boy. Often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. He's a big fan of cocks, especially the power surprises. Anything that can mount him is welcome in his buttox bout a quarter past midnight.
Dude dad's so mad, I think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. Fuck.
by Marky Marky Marky Mark April 27, 2011
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spotty john

When the horse takes a facial from his "friend"
Elboy painted a spotty john all over the horse.
by Matt P June 19, 2003
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John

Johns are either super short or super tall. They are either super shy, or overly social. Johns usually start conversations with
John: "Hey Man"
by Owluminati December 1, 2021
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John Paul

by Applepp October 29, 2020
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Johne dape

A johne dape is when your friend johne hits the dab so hard it becomes a dape
Man yesterday Johne hit the Johne dape so hard Maren fell in love with him
by YEET mrfootfetish September 10, 2019
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john cock

has a big penits
john cock: I h
by LorcaTheOrca November 21, 2023
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