Love-year

It's like a normal calendar year, except there's a month missing, so it lasts for eleven months instead of twelve.

Person A: My baby girl has exactly a month to go until its first birthday.
Person B: Wow, that means she's a love-year old today, congratulations!

by fgsfdsfgsfdsfgsfds August 15, 2009

love-railing

Not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (Primarily relevant to the sexually non-selective)

Emory: Wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?

Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.

by Skip Skipstofferson March 2, 2011

redneck love

when a woman is abused, and mistreated by her man, but she still stays with him.

Wow, it's redneck love; he verbally abuses, and treats her like crap, and she is still with him.

by Professor Strudell February 21, 2018

courtney love

the most slutty ass whore in the world, i fucking hate her.
she killed kurt!!!!!!!!!!!

most ugliest skank to have ever lived

by gothic May 13, 2005

thug love

Thug love is when 2 thugs(same sex) love each other

Watch boondocks there is a whole episode on thug love

by MEGAme August 11, 2007

monkey love

Love for craziness.

Monkey's are crazy animals. Almost as crazy as space bats. Are they not funny how they prance around? Almost like humans but not quite.

Monkey love is the love of craziness. You should use it when intoxicated with friends, hugging each other, drinking ale and screaming "Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey".

1) Yeah Monkey Love, yeah baby Yeah gotta love thy monkey.

2) Monkey loooooooove yeah! Whoooo yeah. Come on. Pass the ale

by dotoowam March 25, 2005

making love

A phrase of ambiguous import, known only to the female of the species. Males have an entirely different understanding of the same even.

Paula: It was so romantic: we walked on the beach, sipped wine, and when we got back to his place, Barry Manilow was playing softly. He wasn't in a hurry or anything and before long we were making love.

Paul: Jesus, it took for ever; cost me some cheap wine and a goddamn faggot Barry Manlow CD, but we finally got to pound pee holes before the playoffs!

by hoze-a January 23, 2007