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Psycho Jack 

"Psycho Jack" is the alternate form of Jack Bauer from 24. He comes out from time to time when Jack is in great mental distress. Typically, when regular men are faced with a situation that they cannot mentally handle, they fall apart. Jack Bauer is no regular man, and when he is faced with such a situation, he struggles for a short time with the burden; slowly you can see a change in his eyes. Then Jack is then overtaken with an intense, psychotic, murderous rage.

While in this rage, Jack has no concern for his own life, can't really feel pain, shooting him just pisses him off even more and he will not stop until every single person he is currently facing is dead. His fits of rage typically only last a few minutes, but while fully raged he is without fear, hesitation, and all of his senses are heightened to near superhuman levels.
In Season 1 we saw his transformation to Psycho Jack for the first time. Nina tricked Jack into thinking his daughter had been murdered by Victor Drazen and his men.

You see the event nearly broke Jack, he even shed a few tears for the loss of his beloved daughter.

Then you saw a change in his eyes, and he drove a van into the warehouse were Drazen's men were waiting for him. He proceeded to kill every single person in the warehouse and confronted Drazen. He then proceeded to shoot Drazen 12 times until his gun ran out of bullets. With Drazen dead, Jack returns to his normal state.
Psycho Jack by SRK J-ride April 23, 2010
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female ejaculation, a female orgasm where fluid is expelled
It freaked me out when she Fe-jacked on my face
fe-jack by Markusftr October 24, 2011

Hoop Jack 

Hoopjack (huup-jak) noun. plural hoopjacks-1. a melding of musical styles, typically old style country with heavier rock and roll and blues style elements. Occasionally incorrectly called alt-country, which is another of it's elements 2. one who lives a rural lifestyle, similar to hillbillies or, alternatively, hickabillies.3. Adjective. to react with animation or jubilance.4.Also the action thereof “he was hoopjacking and foot-stomping to the music.
Billy's looking to get his (hoop jack )on this weekend by listening to some good old music and having a couple beers!
Hoop Jack by SweetPete Weston January 11, 2016

onion jack 

Some weird ass kiddo that eats toilet paper while he sleeps.
"A Onion Jack is a dude who eats paper while looking at a chick's ass."
onion jack by Chubby67 July 6, 2017

To Jack your Nicholson 

"Bro, yesterday I Jacked my Nicholson so hard I got blisters on my dick."

"To Jack your Nicholson, or not to Jack your Nicholson ? That is the question." First draft of Hamlet, unpublished.
To Jack your Nicholson by Swissbeaver September 24, 2017

E-Jack-O-Lantern 

A pumpkin with a hole carved in it, meant for sticking one's penis into for masturbatory purposes.
Hey b, heard you got one of them e-jack-o-lanterns, lemme smash!

cracker jack university 

A fictional institution of higher learning where cocky know-it-alls get their education. In other words, got their degree from a Cracker Jack box.
Controlling parent: Yeah, my son is 40 years old, but he still has to obey me, cause IT’S THE LAW!
Judge: Where did you get your law degree? Cracker Jack University?