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second hand act

Personal Cringe one feels watching the act of another.
What a second hand act! Joey was just here and already whipped & nae nae’d
by Wordsmithbihtadah March 2, 2024
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you got the best hand

You doing better than me!

Your life is pretty good now.

I'd like to be I. Your shoes.
How are you doing? Man you got the best hand!

If I had your hand, I'd throw mine in!
by Onin2 October 29, 2020
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dyke hand

A dyke hand occurs when a photo is taken and the individual in the photo has their arm around another person's shoulder. Causing the dyke hand. Formation of the hand that seems to be somewhat deformed or somewhat awkward looking.
Girl 1 - "Oh my god I love this picture of us!"

Girl 2 - "Me too! but I have a dyke hand!"
by awkwardfotoz April 17, 2011
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“Hands Bitch”

Any person who is singularly use to sexually excite or satisfy with JUST their hands.
This is very similar to a Side Bitch but is exclusively used for hand stuff.
Shaniquwah was Percey’s “Hands Bitch” and regularly gave him the handy dandy business every Thursday night. He also had a Booty Bitch.
by PlasticSheep January 8, 2020
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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
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fire hand

Fire hand is when a person has capsaicin oil on their hand(s) then proceeds to use that hand for manual stimulation of genitals.
He made a dinner with plentiful jalepenos, then proceeded to finger his girlfriend after eating. The fire hand burned brightly, but the couple fought through the sting.
by Slade_TK December 9, 2018
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lovely roach hands

a cult of which sacrifices those amongst them if one were to go against the requirement of sending a hand picture before entrance, resulting in a large explosion caused by combustable lemons. many people have fallen victim, called none other than hostages.
"the lovely roach hands are lowkey terrifying, i heard they've taken people to their basement and none of them have been seen since."
by whereisuno January 30, 2021
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