Yo, she was scratching me, but I think she had meth hands.
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
Dude! She seriously has meth hands. My skin felt like it was boiling from smoking meth while she scratched me!
by Stranglemyer February 28, 2020
Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
by Giggling_santa February 11, 2025
An escalation of a state of Domestic Violence, whereby the "open hand" of a slap is exchanged for the "closed hand" of a fist.
"So what happened?"
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
"She went crazy and slapped me!"
"Oh man, that's terrible!"
"And the look in her eye; Dude, I thought she was gonna Close The Hand..."
by PopeMichael April 21, 2011
A Sexual maneuver in which the typically submissive partner ingests a copious amount of laxatives and mexican food, inserts a buttplug or anal beads and waits until they bloat. At which point the other person needs to shout "FIRE IN THE HOLE!!!" before ripping out the beads or plug rapidly.
by Amber-Lover69 January 31, 2022
I gave him a hand sweep while he was driving. He liked it so much that he, in return, gave me a hand sweep!
by Himjobs December 30, 2011
I thought we were having a good night i was going to give him head until i found out he was a hand pusher when he shoved my hand on his dick
by CHEESY WEEZY LEMON SQUEEZY July 30, 2018
When you get your pop culture taste from everyone around you and have no acquired taste of your own. You're just a shell wearing, listening and watching things because they're currently popular, and that's all you are.
You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.
You are the true meek of society.
You put in no effort to even browse for your own taste, to the point of even going onto a page from a tag from bandcamp, just in case you'll be judged for not liking it.
You are the true meek of society.
This dudes got mad second hand taste, he listens to suicide boys cause he wishes he did heroin but he's even to scared to do that. What a poser. What a pussy.
by Gul'Mannoroth January 26, 2020