Goldfishing

To switch to somewhat related topics from one main topic.

During our debate, John defeated my points by goldfishing to crime rates from behavioral issues in teens.

by Geotod January 30, 2026

Golden Dandelion

An item in the sandbox video game Minecraft used to pause and resume the aging of baby animal mobs. A video of Minecraft content creator camman18 describing the item by repeating its name became a viral internet meme in late January 2026.

"Then we got the golden dandelion which is a golden dandelion." - camman18, 2026

by CtrlAlt_Games February 3, 2026

Golden Shot Put

While wearing a condom, you fuck someone in the ass and after you cum in it, pee in it, and put it in the freezer. When it's frozen you Shot Put it as far as you can. Or at someone you don't like.

"If that dude talks shit about me again I'm gonna give him the Golden Shot Put"

by Ididntdothat March 3, 2026

Goldilocks Complex

A state of aggressive entitlement where an individual treats the labor and property of others as a personal service, becoming dissatisfied when things aren't "just right" while taking zero responsibility for the disruption they cause. Unlike a Victim Complex (where the person wants pity for being "hurt"), a Goldilocks Complex involves a person acting like a high-maintenance houseguest in a house they don't own, eventually "hopping out the window" to avoid the consequences of their actions.

Goldilocks Complex:

"This coffee is too bitter. Why didn't anyone get the medium roast? It’s just not right for my morning routine. I can’t work like this."

by Safa Maher March 8, 2026

Goldenshuffle

The act of swapping someone's drink for urine.

"Bill wait! Dont Drink that!"
"What? Why?"
"Jacob hit your drink with the (Goldenshuffle) when you went to the bathroom"

by Jaquiseph April 2, 2026

Goldenoscopy

When you pee in someones asshole

'I gave her a goldenoscopy instead of cumming'

by Goldenoscopy April 8, 2026

Golden Sigma

Golden Sigma was Wega's grandpa, Golden Sigma is similar to Mario, but his skin, gloves, and jumpsuit buttons are jet black, and his entire outfit is gold. His origin is unknown, but there are thirty GIFs with him on tenor.

Woah dude i feel so golden sigma right now!

by GasterSaster May 11, 2025