Double-handing

The act of giving with one hand while taking with the other. Most common in Christian communities where clothing, food or services are given with one hand while the other hand expects you to participate in their faith by attending their church or accepting their bibles.

“Gosh I wish I could feed my kids without having to endure the double-handing of our local church.

by WordMiser76 May 28, 2019

double phased

High and drunk at the same time with no whities, very very fucked and you are a sesh gremlin

Dan was double phased last night!

by Dansman February 7, 2018

double dipping

to fuck two bad bitches at the same damn time.

To fuck with two hoes that think they the only bitches you be talking too.

Me: Man... I been double dipping Alicia and Ashley this week.

Yo dude: I hope they don't find out bro cuz it's over with if they do.

Me: nahh... That shit be dead dawg, I ain't tryna catch a case.

by KNG RCK July 31, 2019

Double bullets

Both middle fingers raised, a signal of serious complaint or derision

That guy charged me $400 bucks for the filter in my car, Double Bullets to that - mIm mIm - I say.

by Cc38su October 15, 2015

Double Memetration

Killing two memes with one stone. You’ve got one thing to say, but need to hit them with that duality.

Have you seen that video on twitter“Michael Jackson *but Miranda cosgrove*: *Electricity I might die” . Total double memetration.

You total pull a double memetration. When you’re a straight dude that’s tired and horny. “Two Birds, One cup”

The US is in total double memetration. You know your president sucks when Cheetos®️ Retweets “You’re Fired!” .

by tap-dncr22 March 29, 2019

Alabama Double

A sportsman's double but the mother and daughter are your mother and grandmother

Cletus: hey man, I totally got with a milf and gilf at the same time last night!
Jethro: dude, that’s your mom and grandma
Cletus: I know, it was an Alabama Double!

by Captain Hammerpenis December 2, 2018

Double Cosby

Rape at least 120 women

I heard Big Jacket Smith hit a Double Cosby last week.

by Drunkietheclown September 14, 2023