blue blumpkins

When a girl leaves you with blue balls after performing the first half of a blumpkin, your blue balls are more specifically blue blumpkins.

Dude, that chick left me with some serious blue blumpkins

by Mitchell Hauff September 11, 2013

blues dude

Somebody who’s manner is displeasing or inconsiderate to others.

Originated in South Auckland

Oh stink, that blues dude isn’t giving me any of his Fanta

by Gggyyyuuuqqq May 21, 2019

Ragtime blues

Premenstrual Syndrome

That silly cow next door is screaming at her kids again; Seems to happen about every 4 weeks so I guess it must be a touch of the ol' Ragtime Blues.

by Vanilla Soup February 18, 2016

Blue Bawls

When you're jonesing to cum or something

"hey man, I'm really jonesing to cum right now can you watch my dog real quick before I get blue bawls"

by MrSyde January 07, 2023

blue heeler

One whose heel is blue from eith brusing or lack of circulation.

You are a blue heeler.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

Blue Bandit

When a joke that is intended to be funny but no one laughs and ends up being awkward, it may also be very cringe.

Kyle ballentyne:"I diagnose you with gay"
everyone else:"...blue bandit"

by Bhetty November 30, 2022

Blue Vein Melody

Male masturbation :

To have a Wank - a Toss - to Jerk Off - Do the Five Knuckle Shuffle - Bashing the Bishop, etc.

To round off the evening, my woman played the Blue Vein Melody on my old chap!

by Boocher October 22, 2010