Murphy's Balls

A play on "Murphy's Law," just with genitals. When you shave your downstairs area because you think "tonight's finally the big night," it almost 100% guarantees you will not get laid.

"So , date three--did you and Mary Todd finally do the deed last night?"
"Nah man, I got all psyched and shaved before we went out and jynxed myself."
"Ah man, Murphy's Balls in effect."

by Pejamus May 28, 2018

Sussy balls

Balls dat are very sussy.

Daniel-Yo yougot some sussy balls right there.
Monkey-Oooo?

by Thatthotnigger May 11, 2022

Nigga Balls

A Person Who Bombard Their Bed With Shit

Hey Bro Wanna Nigga Balls?

by Pantilus February 9, 2022

Yellow Balls

Derived from bees

Similar to blue balls, but to the point where it feels like your balls may explode.

"You getting blue balled?"
"Nah man, I got me some yellow balls. they could blow at any minute!"

by Yeetinheim December 28, 2020

Trench Ball

Trenchball was originally for soldiers in trench warfare. It’s the act of two “heterosexual” men engaging in sexual acts within trenches, as there were no women around to help any urges that might distract the soldiers and impair them in battle.

However, now it’s used to explain why two “straight” guys are fucking

Edna: Do you know if Kevin is gay? I know he hooks up with Aaron sometimes
Craig: Nah, he’s not gay. That’s just some trench ball shit
Edna: Trench ball?

Craig: When 2 straight guys fuck

by Wonder-Wall December 31, 2020

Rainbow Balls

Its when you should go see a doctor

man1: Hey man I got the rainbow balls
man2: the what?
man1 dies*

by BreadTaken January 10, 2021

Idea ball

A Nigerian street football slang for a flashy looking pass that ends up being useful to nobody.It's usually executed with a copious amount of unnecessary finesse.

Thiago Alcantara completed 12 idea balls against Manchester United

by Icy sign January 24, 2021