Cat

The best animal ever,basically.

Simon:Dude,do you like cats?
David:No,i dont.
(Dont be like David,be like Simon.He likes cats.)

by LOLCAT24 June 18, 2018

David the cat

David the cat is a noble and dignified feline. He will cut you if you look at him the wrong way. He will entice you with his belly fluff, but don’t fall for it, because it is a trap. The moment you touch that soft velveteen belly, for he will sink his teeth into you and then hiss and run away. David, the cat really appears to like people he has never met before until they reciprocate his affection, and then he will bite. The one exception to this is if you are sitting on the couch, especially if you were wearing black. There’s nothing he likes more than to cover people at wearing black with his shed fur. If you’re on the couch and he sits on you, he is far less likely to bite you. If you haven’t already guessed this David, the cat is in fact, an orange cat.

I got a cat and I named him David. We call him David the cat.

by Kajaway January 24, 2025

My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

by The Original Agahnim December 26, 2021

big thigh maryooms future cat

would probably be called mocha and not born, maybe from the streets like rambo

big thigh maryooms future cat isnt latte so its not the best bs its good enough

by JassimF August 9, 2021

Cats vs. Cucumbers

A debunked myth that started spreading in videos where people put cucumbers behind their cat(s) while they're eating, causing them to jump in fear when they turn around and see it.

Cats Vs. Cucumbers is a common and popular way to scare cats, leading people to believe they are scared of cucumbers because they look like snakes. However, as previously stated, this is a myth; and it couldn't be farther from the truth.

The truth is, the reason they freak out is because they don't expect it to be there, because it wasn't there to begin with. You can put ANYTHING behind a cat when they're not paying attention to you, and it will yield the same result.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 20, 2022

ram it in my cat

When a girl wants a boy to smash her in the pussy

Shara told daylin to ram it in my cat

by Ram it in my cat April 19, 2017

Aly Cat

A Nickname for a girl who is Sickly, Poor and Homeless without a family to call her own. Usually stuck living in the slums of dirty cities and hanging out around filthy dumpsters in alleyways.

“I was walking Downtown and ran into Aly Cat, Now I’m covered in Fleas!”

“Beware of the city at night, Aly Cat is running the streets!”

“Someone call Animal Control! Aly Cat is rabid and foaming at the mouth!”

by Honest.Troll3000 December 19, 2024