2 kippers and a cockle

A lady's private parts

Id like to have a go on your 2 kippers and a cockle

by anonymous February 13, 2025

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Carolina Pt 2.

Little does she know, She’s left an everlasting impact on my heart and it belongs only to her. Carolina I’m so lucky to have you in my life, yes I’m a young man as I’m only 21, yet I know you have all the makings of being the best wife and MY wife. Carolina is someone who knows every single song! You may get frustrated because you want to show her a new song, then all of a sudden she starts singing it word for word. But, I can promise you all of your frustrations will evaporate in thin air as soon as she looks at you with those eyes, as soon as she gives you a warm hug, or bites your nose, pops your fingers, gives you a million kisses all over your face, or even tickling you. Just make sure you don’t tickle her because she will exclaim you must STOP. Hey Carolina, it’s me Derek. I want to let you know you have my heart, you’re simply a joy to be around, the umbrella on rainy days for me, the light in the darkest and a person who never fails to cheer me up. I want you to know I truly love you, I understand what the past entailed and how it allowed us to grow within ourselves. Even with that being said, you’ve always been my rock, my home and my love. Wherever the future takes us, I vow to take each step hand in hand with one another, to build together and accomplish all the goals we have. Regardless if we make all those come true or not time will tell, still I want to spend it together. I wanted to take the time to ask you a question, will you be my valentine again?

Carolina, I have an important question for you.

Will you be my valentine?

Carolina Pt 2.

by Derek&Kevin&Kitty February 14, 2025

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Muskshirt 2

The Muskshirt Hierarchy
SS Muskshirts
Musk’s shock troops dismantle ethical oversight, allowing rule by decree. They operate through blitzkrieg-like tactics—flooding political and media spaces to force compliance.

SD Muskshirts
All Musk enterprises—from Tesla’s vehicle surveillance to SpaceX’s Starlink network—are designed for mass data collection. X monitors global discourse, while DOGE infiltrates financial, health, and government systems. Musk is the world’s most powerful data thief, creating an all-encompassing surveillance state.

Musk Youth
Musk actively recruits and indoctrinates young followers, placing them in key positions to spread his ideology. His exploitation of youth mirrors historical fascist strategies.

Ministry of Enlightenment & Propaganda
Musk has transformed X into a global disinformation hub, deploying AI-driven propaganda and silencing opposition through intimidation and legal threats. His close collaboration with authoritarian regimes like China and Trump’s USA further accelerates democratic erosion.

As a loyal Muskshirt 2, he dismissed any concerns about Tesla’s safety issues as “FUD” spread by the mainstream media.

by tommygundefs February 19, 2025

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Robo Runn 2

The peak of gaming

"Man... I can't wait to get home and solo-level Robo Runn 2 tonight!"

by Rort February 19, 2025

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South Dakota 2 Man

driving 13 hours to south dakota for a bitch ass who dont want me

i need to go on a south dakota 2 man and he still dont want me

by hoeassbitchpls February 20, 2025

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Slime Yo HB on 2/26

On February 26th (2/26) individuals have the right to "slime" their HB, homboy(s). Sliming your home boy could mean multiple things; A person's intentions may be to violently assault their homeboys, or opps. One may also just desire to touch their friends. If you are on someone's slime list on 2/26, run.

Slime Yo HB on 2/26
Date: 2/26/--)

George: Bro you want to go slime our homeboy Jared, its 2/26?

Donquavious: Bro bet let me just grab my gat first, his ass is swiss cheese!

by BackToTheFutureBob003 February 26, 2025

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