Not to be confused with morbid obesity or the more commonly known love handle, the love-railing is a single, unified, full-on midsection extension of flab that connects existing love handles together around the lower stomach and the back, providing 360 degrees of access to a secure lovemaking grip-hold, regardless of position. (Primarily relevant to the sexually non-selective)
Emory: Wow, judging by your screams it sounded like that fat chick you took home from the bar last night really worked you over good, huh?
Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.
Oglethorpe: You have no idea. I spent the entire night clinging for dear life to her love-railing, praying to God for it to be over.
by Skip Skipstofferson March 2, 2011
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Person A: My baby girl has exactly a month to go until its first birthday.
Person B: Wow, that means she's a love-year old today, congratulations!
Person B: Wow, that means she's a love-year old today, congratulations!
by fgsfdsfgsfdsfgsfds August 15, 2009
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by MnB75 March 5, 2005
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Get the Love corridor mug.by chapz™ April 24, 2006
Get the gum love mug.I was about to blow all over this girl's face when I squeezed out a luffle...kinda ruined the moment.
Dude, last night I was going down on this girl when I felt a love truffle pushing against my chin, not cool!!!
Dude, last night I was going down on this girl when I felt a love truffle pushing against my chin, not cool!!!
by Ubermore April 13, 2009
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