is a theory that no matter how hot or sexy your current piece of ass is, the girl you haven't slept with yet is more desirable
you are currently in a relationship with a 9.2.
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
but you really wanna bang the 6.7 with the crooked teeth at the end of the bar.
The law of new skin says that you will sleep with the 6.7
by theflyingdutchman March 15, 2014
Get the law of new skinmug. Guy1: “Yeah man me and him are brothers now, it was that New York subway we shared”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
Guy2: “damn man how big was it”
Guy1: “it was probably a good 8-9 inches of poo”
Guy2: “damn y’all are more then brothers, y’all are like spiritually connected”
by FuckGuyTheThird August 1, 2021
Get the New York Subwaymug. A nintendodrone that hasn't owned any consoles older than the gamecube. These are less uncommon as in the new age of gaming most people conclude that all Nintendo games are for children. These gamers have sifted through the useless junk of gaming and found the jewels that many people don't appreciate, some of these games being the Legend of Zelda Wind Waker and the Metroid Prime series.
New Wave Nintendodrone: Man I would do ANYTHING to get mewtwo in super smash bros 4!!! I can't wait for the HD Legend of Zelda either.
Nintendodrone: HD? Games are obviously better quality when they are pixelated because it makes the game makers have to be more creative and stuff! THE NES IS GOD!!!!
Casual gamer: What's a NES?
Normal Human being: What's a mewto?
Nintendodrone: HD? Games are obviously better quality when they are pixelated because it makes the game makers have to be more creative and stuff! THE NES IS GOD!!!!
Casual gamer: What's a NES?
Normal Human being: What's a mewto?
by H0nest MAn November 25, 2014
Get the New Wave Nintendodronemug. I hate to be the deliverer of bad news Victoria but we cannot purchase a lightsaber at the disneyparks this time.
by danifhdz May 21, 2019
Get the Deliverer of Bad Newsmug. Alex: "Did you know that illegal aliens are voting in our elections"?
Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".
Mathew: " Yeah, right. Where did you hear that? -- I assume on Trox News".
by BuffDudeTotally March 3, 2021
Get the Trox Newsmug. a specific genre of music that fuses some elements of pluggnb such as the soft synths (if there is some in the songs) and a very specific bass growl that you'll instantly recognize if you listen to the genre.
Person 1: My music taste is so underground!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!
Person 2: I suspect you've listened to some New Jazz then?
Person 1: Yes!
by onlythisaudnerstand October 23, 2023
Get the New Jazzmug. the sexual act of planting one's testicles atop their partner's eyes and nose, effectively obscuring their vision with one's scrotal sack.
by MoshJentos January 17, 2024
Get the New Jersey Sleep Maskmug.