Second hand scrolling

The act of looking over one's shoulder while they are engaged in scrolling on their device.

Damn dude get your own phone and stop second hand scrolling my shit.

by shanagains9211 April 29, 2025

Monkey hand

An I.T. wizard's doer of his/her bidding in the context of getting things done without the need to engage with the great unwashed masses.

No need to ever go out, between Amazon, Uber Eats and my trusty monkey hand, I don't need to go anywhere til the next Brony meet.

by Buttwaddington November 22, 2021

International Men With Soft Hands Day

On the 10th of March of every year, there is held a celebration for men with soft hands

Happy International Men with Soft Hands day my G's !

by 1234568910qwertyuiopasdfghjklz March 9, 2021

One-hand tuck

Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.

Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.

When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.

Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."

Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."

by OstracizedElite May 23, 2015

Golden hands

When a man is talented woth his hands.

This electrician can fix anything. Send golden hands over to fix it! He will get the job done.

by Kevin coates October 28, 2023

Hands

A way of someone saying they are skilled in fighting, usually boxing. They can say it in multiple ways, but all means the same. They will beat you in a fight.

"Yo, fight me right now."

"You sure? I got hands!"

"Nevermind."

by nhsss December 27, 2023

register hands

Legal term for a person that has mastered a level of Ata ita martial arts fighting that has hands considered to be a lethal weapon

One 3rd degree black belt fighter must register hands legally in certain states

by anonymous June 26, 2023