Skip to main content

fucking dickhead

Someone who is a complete ass, also has a dick for brains and dosen't know shit about whats giong on around him/her
You fucking dickhead, don't touch my sister.
by Alex Brabazon July 4, 2007
mugGet the fucking dickhead mug.

Fuck Ass

Used in donnie darko, but used by me WAY before then.

A word to describe the uttermost FRUSTRATION with some one.

An exclamatory word used when one is frusterated.
Hey, your a fuck ass. ;0)
YOU FUCK ASS!
mugGet the Fuck Ass mug.

diddle fuck

verb. To fuck around, to get nothing accomplished or take an unreasonably long time to get something done.
When the light turned green, the drivers in front of Mike played diddle fuck, and he was unable to get through before it turned red again.
by dont diddle-fuck in traffic December 30, 2007
mugGet the diddle fuck mug.

No fucks given

Walking into a neighbors house uninvited while walking your dog as well as eating a banana at the same time
Walking into a neighbors house uninvited while walking your dog as well as eating a banana at the same time so there is “no fucks given”
by Kueenkatelyn February 18, 2018
mugGet the No fucks given mug.

the fucking man

1) Someone who's job it is to fuck
2) Like the man but far more superior
1) I just got some action off the fucking man
2) I am so good, I am the fucking man
by Lee June 22, 2004
mugGet the the fucking man mug.

Fuck Buddy

A friend or acquaintence whom you occasionally (or often) have sex with. While the sex might be serious, the relationship isn't.

AKA Friends With Benefits,Good Buddy
Kelsey was left wondering whether or not the "friend" her cousin Emily spoke about so much was her boyfriend or fuck buddy.
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
mugGet the Fuck Buddy mug.

fuck the goat

To perform some memorable but not especially significant act which is so widely publicised that it makes people ignore any possibly more significant work you may achieve thereafter.

It is derived from the classic joke:

O'Reilly was sitting in a bar and he goes to the bar tender
"You see that church over there? I built it with my bare hands but do they call me O'Reilly the church builder? Nooo!
You see that school over there? I taught there for 30 years but do they call me O'Reilly the educator? Nooo!
But you fuck one goat...."

Also: Goat Fucking, Goat Fucked, Goat Fucker, Fucking the goat, Getting fucked by the goat.
John really fucked the goat when he developed those hamburger ear muffs.
Man, the star wars kid got massively fucked by the goat when that video leaked.
The only reason why Apple is so famous is that they go goat fucking all the time.
If you really want to fuck the goat, then it needs to have something to do with alcohol or sex.
by Shalmanese January 9, 2006
mugGet the fuck the goat mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email