Brain fart

When you forget something really important.

Teacher: yes, gertrude?
Student: never mind, brain fart😟

by _.duhitsme._ August 10, 2016

fart button

A crude term for the "butt-hole".

Guy A-"Hey, I fucked the hottest girl last night after we left the bar!"
Guy B-"Stuff it up your fart button Jim, I saw the hog you left with."

by mfaded July 27, 2016

caution-farting

The act of sitting on the toilet specifically to fart to prevent sharting in your pants.

After eating the prank laxative-laced brownies I baked, my sister spent the day caution-farting.

by olbluejr July 8, 2016

fart lounge

A slang for the anus/butthole.

Colin:" I'd love to tongue punch Janet in her fart lounge
Austin:"I know man. Who wouldn't?"

by Dr.Filthy June 20, 2016

fart lounge

An alternate term for butthole

I'd love to tongue punch her fart lounge.

by Hi54AtaxXxiA June 19, 2016

fart contamination

When a fart stains the couch, or underwear, or fabric, etc. Car seats.

I hope this couch we got on craigslist doesn't have any fart contamination on it.

by wassupweasel May 16, 2016

throwing a fart

When you know you're going to fart, you place one hand perpindicular to your anus, catching your fart, closing your hand into a shallow fist, then moving your fist to the underside of an unsuspecting victims nose and releasing said fart. The effect takes a split second to occur, giving the poop-etrator an opportunity to escape

After a long night of drinking, throwing a fart At his wife was Donnie's only pleasure. The result was vomit

by Barn Animal May 15, 2016