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Manor new tech

If you want a fake friend be sure to apply, but remember Manor New tech only accepts 60 students from each sho!
by Newtechculture June 15, 2018
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New Relationship Five

When you start a new relationship and gain five pounds from eating out all the time.
Jamie said she needed to start working out more because she was trying to deal with the new relationship five she put on.
by Dilly Bob Thorton June 15, 2018
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media new money depletion

when your daily and weekly newspapers don’t have an hour’s worth of reading material on business ideas.
The media new money depletion kept most people from being wealthy.
by Coop Dupe June 16, 2018
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zany good news

when listening to gospel during sex gives you the hardest orgasm.
The zany good news prepared the married couple for the week.
by Coop Dupe June 17, 2018
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New York Subway

The act of inserting ones penis into a tube and then inserting the other end of the tube into ones anus and ejaculating into it.
Did you hear what Scott did last Friday!! He pulled the New York Subway on the bar counter in front of everybody!!
by Dickyom June 21, 2018
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News

Real News is the reporting of historical facts, something that happened, whether it is interesting or not. Real news is often boring. NEWS does not include opinion or hyperbole. Opinion is not a fact - it is wishful thinking and not important to anyone intelligent on forming an opinion. Only News Trolls call opinion News.
Sean Hannity intentionally lies to the American people to support political agendas payed for by businesses or Republican candidates, in order to influence elections by dividing the American people by influencing on the the uninformed and ideological voters. Unfortunately it works because many ignorant people want to stay that way and as long as they can find a supposed News show to give them what they want to hear instead of reality, they continue to live in "the conservative news bubble" and may never allow themselves to hear the truth.
by Arizona Mildman July 7, 2018
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new banger

Something that is new and it rocks
Wow that cake is a new banger!
by JD2020203 July 27, 2018
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