hand biscuit

When you fart into your hand and release it unexpectedly in someone’s face. Also known as palm balm

While Heather was at her desk working, I did a drive by and delivered her a hand biscuit.

by Handbiscuit February 22, 2023

Resting Chud Hands

Elon Musk's "thinker" pose

Whenever Apartheid Clyde is on a panel or being interview by some right-wing fuckface, he places hands together with fingertips touching like he's "deep in thought" when in actuality he's a nudnik fucking high as a kite on Ketamine and uppers. Unlike Casino Mobster and Resting Vagina Hands, Resting Chud Hands is his way of conveying a false veneer of intellectual contemplation when in actuality he's just dumb as a fucking stump.

by Uncle Joosie March 28, 2025

Titty ass hands

A lil bitch; stupid ass bitch who’s hands look like saggy old titties

Come at me you titty ass hands bitch

by TiteA$$hanz March 29, 2025

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

I Read The Karate Empty Hand Book Ten Times Of Each Page Until Readed Or Deadu

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

All Hands On Deck For English To Spanish Named Individuals

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 1, 2025

Your Ambition Will Get You Killed By Own Hands

Your Ambition Will Get You Killed By Own Hands

Your Ambition Will Get You Killed By Own Hands

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 3, 2025

empty-handed

masturbating in secrecy.

When the lights were turned on you were caught empty-handed and smiling.

by Kaetag April 5, 2025