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Two-Handed Sack Basket

When the One-Handed Sack Basket is insufficient at covering the testicle and penis combo "this problem is most commonly experienced by black men". It may be necessary to use both hands. This is know as a Two-Handed Sack Basket.
Shaniqua "Daaamn you seen Tyron's dick!"

Sally" No somebitch was usin a Two-Handed Sack Basket. I didn't see shit!"
by englishhotpocketmaster January 19, 2012
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nice warm friendly hand shake

The pop up screen that you get if you complete an achievement before the achievement book update in boom slingers, I'm pretty sure I'm one of the only people to find this Easter egg
Nice warm friendly hand shake

There is an image two devs doing a hand shake and someone doing a thumbs up in the background and it's labeled

" Nice Warm Friendly Handshake

No achievement system implemented yet "
And I screenshotted it but the phone I have it on broke but it's the pfp on my Gmail rn

Noice
by RoseRed669 January 19, 2023
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Ranch Hand

When you use ranch dressing as a personal lubricant for masturbation.
"I left out the Hidden Valley after I was finished eating my hot wings, so I could give myself the old ranch hand."
by DeAnn Guthrie March 21, 2023
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Hand Briefs

When a guy poses naked with only his hand covering his junk. Similar to a female's Hand Bra.
"Yo. Tracy showed me that Alan sent her a pic of himself with Hand Briefs. He's into some really intense sexting!"
by Biiig Z September 25, 2011
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legal jazz hands

When a plaintiff doesn't have a good case, acts panicky, and freaks out for lack of any other option by filing a frivolous lawsuit, hoping to whoop up public sympathy.
"If they'd had a case, they would've filed for an injunction. Instead, they went all legal jazz hands with a frivolous lawsuit they'll never win."
by Tia Salamanca February 10, 2017
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HAND-JOB

April 21 is national blow-job or hand-job day
Give your boyfriend a hand-job or a blow-job as long as he want you to.
by Lilylopezzzz April 18, 2021
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Hand

The anatomical part of a human being used in assisting the human with a job. It can also be known as an object used for sexual arousal when without a partner.
Some Quiet Guy: When I saw that painting in an art book, When I first saw that, I don't know how to put it, um this is a bit dirty, but I got a boner.I just cut out the part with her 'hand(s)' and hung it in my room for a while."
by Gold_Experience November 23, 2021
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