Dirty Ballard

A boy who dates fat crazy girls with daddy issues and attachment issues. Usually can’t drive to save his life, especially his daddy’s jeep.

A Dirty Ballard will destroy company property on occasion. Pronounced: Ball-Of-Lard

by Big P-Edo September 29, 2022

2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum

Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022

Puberty ball

A baseball fan who tries to secure a catch of a home run/foul ball, but drops it.

(in reference to a male's testicles dropping as they undergo puberty)

The dude in the stands who tried catching Judge's home run ended up with a puberty ball.

by Original Orangutans November 1, 2022

S-Ball

Sal Ball. Usually played in May.

Durbrain 1: Hey lets head to the park and play some S-ball
Durbrain 2: IM IN!

by himothyyy November 11, 2022

left ball good luck

like “tug the left ball for good luck” similar to crossing your fingers.

i heard youre playing tonight george, left ball good luck!

by anonymous November 13, 2022

Ohio Ball

you know that feeling when your girlfriend whip you with a spatula for 14 hours straight because she has a twin so you got confused and fucked her dog? Thats like playing Ohio Ball, the most dangerous sport on the planet. After playing Ohio Ball you are never the same.

Why the fuck is there a demogorgon 1v1ing a naked nigger in basketball?

Nah thats just Ohio Ball.

by BrugCreator November 30, 2022

Goofy Ball

Referring to the quotes on quotes “Goofy Ball”, a type of rapscallion that is always doubted when sick

Example: “Goofy Ball, why are you always sick”

by PandaBoxer000_[ November 30, 2022