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see what had happen was... 

This is how you know some one is lying.
See what had happen was....

your what?

phrase used when someone calls you gay/fag/homo/idiot/queer/bitch/slut/anything used negatively and you just reply with, your what?
1: you are gay.
2: your what?
1: gay ... dammit i mean...
your what? by apoc trapaholic September 30, 2009

Sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole. 

All that glitter ain't gold.
'I always looked up to that teacher of mine, because he seemed like such a nice guy, but he put me on blast in front of everyone.''Well, you know what they say: sometimes what appears to be a star is just a bleached asshole.'

yeah you know what alright, yeah 

phrase used when one is excited, pleasantly surprised, confused or has nothing else to say. normally said in a high pitched tone while nodding the head. also said sometimes in order to laugh off something embarrassing someone just said.
Ethyl: "You have just won 9 million dollars!"
Saruh: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Harvey: "You are quite possibly the most beautiful girl I have ever laid eyes on."
Myrtle: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Tilly: "Pure mathematics is, in its way, the poetry of logical ideas."
Francis: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Bert: "So I'm going to eat a taco now."
Rhonda: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

Gerald: "I have a heavy flow."
Teresa: "Yeah you know what alright, yeah!"

That's What Druggie Said! 

when someone hears something, and to them it sounds like a drug reference.
Dan: Hey, Steve, why didn't you go to the pool the other day?

Steve: I don't like the water anymore.

Dan: Why not?

Steve: I keep snorting it.

Tom: THAT'S WHAT DRUGGIE SAID!

Steve: Who are you?

You know what I find funny? 

If your girlfriend tells you this.... just run. You do not wanna find out what's funny. Just turn off your phone, pack your bags, call a taxi, take a flight and leave the country.
Girl: Good morning babe
Boy: Good morning beautiful
Girl: Hey babe, who's that girl that liked your Instagram post?
Boy : Oh, that's just a friend babe
Girl: You know what I find funny?
Boy: ...... *turns off phone, packs bag, calls taxi, takes a flight, leaves the country.