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John

takes veiny ah dih to his ahh. scores lower on multiple choice exams than everybody else too.
by PxssyDestroyerX March 28, 2025
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John

I am john
by Buusiness October 9, 2019
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John Michael

A stupid dumbass, thinks he's funny, has no fucking life. Predator. A fucking dickhead that turns girls lesbian within 40 seconds of contact. A sad pathetic little Man, that cannot stand being wrong. An immature dickhead who lives under the delusion that he is funny and that people actually value his presence(incorrect)
John Michael is a fucking dumbass, I hope he gets munted by 4 baboons and never turns up. He uses an alaskin pipeline every night to try and make himself feel better.
by JohnWoodHater March 14, 2025
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Say what up to John

The act of taking a huge dab to become really high
Hey man, what do you say we go say what up to John after church?
by Dr. Anita Cain N’Degochello September 21, 2018
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john

john murder that girl mooo

( search ) “ mooo “
Timmy “ John, what did you get up to this weekend? Damn did you see what happened to that girl on the news? wait weren’t you dating a girl from wicker park? oh shit! That was the girl you were dating wasn’t it

John “ mooo! “
by frontlines April 26, 2025
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John Stricklen

Need for excessive admiration. The narcissist isn’t satisfied with a compliment or pat on the back when others offer them as a part of natural conversation. They demand that others admire their appearance, accomplishments, skills, or existence. The admiration of others is what feeds the narcissist.

Boasting is second nature to narcissists, and compliments are typically recounted innumerable times to others as proof of their superiority.
John Stricklen - “Isn’t it amazing how the color of this shirt sets off my eyes?”
by StevenBills August 21, 2024
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John

A fuck boy, most likely the person that would steal a pensil and lie about it. John is always the one that disrupts class and doesn’t turn in homework, but he will still get a good grade on a test
John, stop being a fuck boy
by Swanandquaun February 27, 2020
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