shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree

Kicking around a difficult to solve problem until a brilliant solution falls out

"Alysha has been moving them photoshop layers around on that design for ages"
"Yea she is shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree"

shaking the golden monkeys out of the tree by MonkeyShaker September 10, 2013

grease the griddle 

Using any impromptu, closest available, not labeled as a lubricant, lubricant as a lubricant during ass play.

"Eve, we dont have any astro-glide, but we have olive oil."

"Just grease the griddle, Adam."

grease the griddle by dirtydirtydirtydirtymind666 December 14, 2013

smelling the glove

When you put a beer in your glove, so as to not be seen drinking a delicious beverage by Ski Patrol

No, sir, Im not drinking a beer, I'm just smelling the glove

smelling the glove by Deesnuts April 26, 2014

Riding the Gus bus

A figurative reference towards the depressed mood one is in, due to the alienation of his/her peers.

All of my friends stopped talking to me. I've been riding the Gus bus all week.

Riding the Gus bus by juicy JD December 2, 2014

shit the gear

Someone is very frightened. Drugs are often reffered to as "gear" and drug mules commonly swallow condoms containing drugs to get them through airport security. Some drug mules get scared and they poop out the drugs before passing through border control, thus the term "shit the gear" was born.

I rang him up to have a go at him and he shit the gear and hung up on me!

shit the gear by Swasee June 25, 2016

grease the gears 

Trying to decide on time and place to have some pre drinks before a night of debauchery

Hey boys/ladies where are we going "grease the gears" tonight?

grease the gears by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

timothy the guy 

Just an average dude with one curl for hair.
-gets a new job every day
-wants a friend

"Oh Timothy, not again"
"F*** off Timothy"
"Oh crap, it's Timothy the guy

timothy the guy by Ahitsthedudeagain November 26, 2016