Penis

A penis is a thing to make fuckin baby's and you screw your chick with it then she is like, yaaa ya ya ya fuck me babe faster.

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by #dick December 25, 2016

penis sighting

a moment of real terror for most people, knowing too much about a close one's body.

"why is alex crying"
"oh a penis sighting"

by wonderfullydead October 25, 2015

beat down by penis

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis

Sally got beat down by penis.

by anal explorer 69 December 13, 2015

Penis Hut

A place where tired penises can cum to warm up after a long hard day.(A slut's vagina)

My dick was cold so I warmed him up in the nearest Penis Hut

by Ass_eating_101 December 29, 2015

caveman penis

A very small penis that only prevents itself when erected.

Kim Jung has a caveman penis.

by Creme Pie Master 420 January 3, 2016

penis pyle driver

Named for its inventor, it is the act of inserting a penis inside another penis from behind. It is not for the faint of heart.

Matt: Hey Thomas, ever heard of the Penis Pyle Driver?
Thomas: Man, I invented that shit! Ryan did it through my ass last night!

by IAmNotARook January 13, 2016

penis strangler

Penis strangler is another word for condom as it strangles the penis leaving the penis successfully strangled kirl

i was going to put it in her booty but she reminded me i forgot my penis strangler to stop her getting STIs

by CREAMINISREALLIFE March 2, 2016