Hacky Shit

The act of shitting standing up, without pants or undergarments, and attempting to kick your shit before it hits the ground (note, this implies that you are not above a toilet). Extra points for successfully getting others to join in the game with your shit.

Hey guys, now that we just drank all that beer, ate all that pizza, and took our fiber supplements, how about a game of Hacky Shit?

by Troth October 21, 2009

shit hog

a complete asshole; someone who has no respect for rules or authority.

My son is a real shit hog. He does only what he wants to do and doesn't care about how his actions will effect anybody but him.

by frizzlefryporcelaingod814 December 23, 2009

shit oaisis

The isolated, clean bathroom at work that always has lots of toilet paper and soundproof walls.

Dude, I totally destroyed the shit oaisis after last night’s enchiladas.

by DryDriver January 19, 2019

Liberator shit

To take a dump so relieving that you forget all your worries for a moment

'dude I just took a a liberator shit I'd been holding in for 7 hours'

by Big dump October 7, 2020

the littlest of shits

The tiniest, most microscopic amount of shits

Tony, I don’t give the littlest of shits about you.

by Animalcrackers123 July 16, 2018

Shit circus

When someone is full of problems and doesn't stop causing drama wherever they go, that can be described as a shit circus.

Ever since Dean met Bruno, all their friends have had to endure the never ending shit circus and everybody is getting tired of it.

by Todas pessoas May 3, 2021

hen shit

The really old school slang equivalent to a rat's ass. The smallest shit you can give, take, or have. Taken from the smallest shit you will see in a barnyard.

Really? I don't give a hen shit.

*knocks over glass of water* "Oh hen shit!"

by headbangin parrot January 8, 2011