One-Off Slut

A woman who sleeps with a man after the first date (or first few dates)---and then spends the entire 'relationship' backtracking from the bed, trying to get to know the soul of a man---whose dick she has already had in her mouth.

As in: the equivalent of trying to switch on a lamp, without first plugging it in.

"John saw Mary as a One-Off Slut, because she dropped her panties for a few beers."

by Nannette LaRee Hernandez March 16, 2018

dust em off

Calling someone out on their clothes/shoes.

(bob) "Hey check out my new shoes.
(Jeff )"Dust em off"

by M_WASH593 June 5, 2016

Off the camel milk

When an individual acts and thinks in such a way that would signify either drug use or psychosis.

This nigga off the camel milk.

by Jikashifu Sama November 3, 2019

jerking off the wall

The act of painting a wall white

Devin was jerking off the wall all day to change it's color

by Southslice October 6, 2013

Fresh off the Bong

Term used when you have just finished a bong session and can't execute mental or physical task that sober people would.

Example 1;

Steve: hey, can you go to the supermarket and get me some Doritos

Emily: only if you come with me

Steve: i can't i'm Fresh off the Bong

Example2;

Son: hey mom can you help me with my essay

Mom: sorry son I just became a F.O.B

Son: you're shitting me?

by after you bitch February 14, 2012

Rippin' off a piece

Having illicit sexual relations with someone who is involved in a relationship. Can be used in non-adulterous situations as well.

q: "How come you didn't meet us at the bar last night?"
a: "I was rippin' off a piece of Elaine's fine ass"

or

"Rip me off a piece of that bread"

etc

by derp_derp March 19, 2011

Fresh off the swings

Someone who is acting child'ish. Or someone who is not of legal age.

Bro your girl was hella Fresh off the swings when she saw me flurtin with all these sluthers.

OR

Foo, you know this Fisher Price can't scoop up any brew, hes Fresh off the swings!

by 2DotDee July 9, 2011