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Alabama Monkey Style 

Violently penetrating your mother and sister as they wail like chimps
"Dude last night me and my family gathered around the fireplace for a little Alabama Monkey Style."

Vanilla Monkey 

A white person that acts like a black person.
Vanilla Monkey by Lewis90 December 31, 2021

Vodka Monkey 

Derogatory term for a person of Russian descent.
You hear about all the Vodka monkeys invading Ukraine. They sure like to act like Putin isn't a dictator.
Vodka Monkey by Ghost of Kiev February 24, 2022

Mayonnaise Monkey 

A way to call someone white, or just to call them something else other than a cracker.
Jared is such a mayonnaise monkey, he thinks he owns everything.

Butt Monkey

A man that never does his expense report and lies to his wife delaying the expense report by a year and a half.

Sped monkey 

Someone who is named Noah and likes men is an example of someone who is sped.
YOUR A FUCKING SPED MONKEY! bob
Sped monkey by susboi2 May 24, 2022