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Life

Life is an amazing thing you only get once. You get to be in love, have kids, settle down, get married, have an amazing family who loves you dearly, and maybe even be a crazy cat lady! lol. Remember, life is a once-in-a-lifetime expirence. So use it all very wisely. <3 <3 <3 <3
Girl: *Sighs* What would I do without life?

Boy: You'd be dead, no, wait, you wouldn't even know what life is.
by AmazingLexiIsNotOnFire March 22, 2017
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life

life is something you will never have.
you have no life
by uyu54y July 25, 2022
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Degree in the University of Life

Someone with a degree in the university of life is someone who knows a lot of practical stuff, such as life hacks, but not a lot of trivial stuff, such as the capitals of countries or the three Centauri stars.
Sounds like you’ve got a degree in the university of life.”
by Shadownode January 5, 2024
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Gacha Life

Garcia life is a game where you can create little anime characters, and do anything with them. It isn't that bad of an idea, but then you realize that people will make sexual content. Kids as young as 7 years old are making "gacha porn" Which is very weird, and very fucked up. The game is just bad too. I've downloaded it to see if people were jut hating on it for no reason. I guess they have a reason. You only get like 10 character slots, you can't add any custom backgrounds, and the character selection is just madness. I wouldn't even call it anime, it is just dogshit. Search up "gacha life" on Google and see what pops up. Anyways, they need to remove this game. It has already corrupted many children. Even if that wasn't "lunime's" intention, it is still their fault for having it still up. There is also kids making fun of people's deaths. Take etika for an example, etika committed suicide, and this little kid makes racial remarks and states that he's better off dead. Please, start a petition to get "gachalife" off the appstore.
random 7 y/o: I like gacha life!!! The community is so nice! I also love gacha fart porn!!!! 🙂🙃🙂🙃

Sane human being: You're weird

7 y/o: kill yourself tree-swinging monkey!
by reasonable hater May 17, 2023
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The meaning of life

There is no meaning to life. Thanks to the second law of thermodynamics, you were born to increase the total entropy of the universe. You are just a worthless little piece of shit, and you do not matter. Your contribution to the total entropy is pretty low. Go blow up Mars first, and then we can talk.
Life has no meaning. We are just advanced/evolved forms of ancient organisms better at causing chaos than viruses. In a way, causing chaos IS the meaning of life.
by Mee6 46 January 24, 2023
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Life at grandma house

“Life at grandma house” is a story telling your hood background such as events and how u grew up at your grandma house , whether you’ve lived with her or not!!
Getting in trouble at life at grandma house
by Ybrskuda February 24, 2020
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life

by big man hi January 22, 2021
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