They are rather lightskin or a brown color. Very large penis with a length of usually 8-10 inches they love women and loves talking about people they hate. There laughs are very attractive
by Fior Mell April 18, 2019
Omg! Chloe I just John Paul Queefed out of my pussy lips while cranking my hawg to Custard pie by Led Zeppelin
by John Paul Queef June 28, 2024
by Urban Dictionary January 08, 2018
Any object, substance, or person has been created or built by a man/woman named John/Joan D. Whatever they created takes the place of their last name.
by Kyle Ninneman February 28, 2020
by The #1 Pundit October 17, 2020
OMG I got my clothes back and the tailor seems to have no issues with it even after raising all the issues with it. I fell into the hands of a John Membu.
by Magic 456 November 15, 2022
John-Fakte (John-behaviour in English) is the official name of the disease of always wanting to touch or destroy everything in sight. The official name, "John-fakte" is Norwegian, and originates from the person who "invented" the disease, John TV. (His last name will always remain a secret). The disease spreads very fast, and in the worst case scenario, it can destroy other people. There is currently no cure in existance for the dangerous disease, doctors are still working hard. If a person has the "John-Behaviour", he/she will typically try to annoy you and destroy your belongings, especially technology.
"Dude, what happened to my computer? I just left it here on my desk, and now it's destroyed!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
"It might have been the rare John-fakte/John-Behaviour!"
by Verngris June 11, 2019