Lucas John Zielinski

A little bitch who, instead of playing wz with the boys, deepthroats his girlfriends cock.

Guy#1: Yoo, I heard he left his boys to get pegged by a girl.
Guy#2: Yea, he’s a Lucas John Zielinski.

by Z hater fr June 8, 2024

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Gym-John

When 2 males squat face to face in a gym while one twists the nipples of the other as if fine tuning a radio station

“I was 3 reps into my set when bro gym-johnned me…”

by TymmH June 8, 2024

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A way of representing the idea that two different things or concepts are essentially the same, despite minor differences. It's often used humorously to downplay differences that might be seen as trivial or inconsequential.

Origin: Coined by a Greek malaka in London

Kostas: Let's nip it in the butt.
Joseph: You mean "nip it in the bud"?
Kostas: John Johnny! 😅

by Vociferous Vandal June 14, 2024

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JOHN DROPKIDS

A satire-like spin off of the hospital John Hopkins. Instead, we have learned through research that the hospital dropped many of its patients and never recorded any incidences or told any parents. They were sued in 2023, by the Kowalski family, over a diagnosis of CRPS. John Dropkids lost hardcore; having to pay almost 300 million dollars for breach of care.

What are our numbers looking like, over at JOHN DROPKIDS?

by SKAOREGON (Jamaal XY) June 14, 2024

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