Yogurt Farts

A simple every day act of when a woman’s vagina farts out cum after rigorous sexual activity.

I need to excuse myself. I have a bad case of the yogurt farts.

by YogurtFarts February 26, 2023

Bowl of yogurt

The act of filling a woman's navel with ejaculated semen. Eating with a spoon is entirely optional and if said woman were to do so one should propose marriage immediately because she's a keeper.

John gave Bethany a bowl of yogurt. She ate it with a spoon then he asked her to marry him.

by Stevief150 July 07, 2015

Dead Yogurt

Dead yogurt is a derogative term for a white boy with red anche spotty blochy skin that looks like raspberry and strawberry yogurt.

Shut the fuck up, dead yogurt!

by TrashPrike December 17, 2018

Yogurt Shot

When you ejaculate into a shot glass and add yogurt and tequila to the fun making a drink similar to a blow job.

Hey Jim so I heard you like creamy alcohol so here's a yogurt shot .

by Library kid August 16, 2018

yogurt shot

When someone sets you up with a joke with a perfectly hilarious and obvious punchline, and you get so excited that you jizz all over your face and ruin everything.

"Other Dave: You should put some yogurt shot in there and hit up that trendy froyo place. Show them who's boss."

by spelchek December 11, 2013

yogurt covered raisins

only the best food ever and if you disagree, perish

bro 3: bro do you want some yogurt covered raisins
bro 4: nah, i hate those
*bro 4 fucking denigrates*

by august so cool (not clawthorne July 01, 2022

Frozen Yogurt

It's a creamier version of ice cream it is also the wrong pronunciation of frozen yawgert

frozen yogurt is yummy.

by ARZarz June 10, 2019