WrinklyNinja

Man with a small penis

She could not orgasm because he had a wrinklyninja.

by The Skeletor February 13, 2023

wrukelt

A Dutch word that was brought over to the Americans in the wake of the new world trade routes. Meaning: A female who appears to be a man. Doing mama work.

My Wife is such a wrukelt! It’s great, I don’t have to do anything!

by Makenna Ryans April 2, 2023

Wrinkley Piece

The area on a circumcised penis where the foreskin used to attach .

“ my wrinkley piece is sore today , reminds me of a jelly bean . “ - Ed

by BrunetteOkie April 5, 2023

Wrinkle Sprinkle

The act of a Golden Shower, typically performed by parties older than 72.

Wilber delicately performed a Wrinkle Sprinkle, to Louis’s delight…

by Roberto el Sanchez V April 21, 2023

Wrinkled 9-5er

His girlfriend is starting to hate him and he’s become largely immune to her passive-aggressive behaviour because he’s a shell of the man she thought he’d amount to. They’re spending 70% of their already taxed income on rent so they can live in reasonable proximity to the job he hates. Their prospects of owning a home align with their chances of winning the lottery. He spends 6+ hours a day planning his draft kings lineup and listening to Bitcoin podcasts because it acts as a source of hope and mental escapism from the dopamine-deprived corporate hellhole he spends most of his conscious life pretending to work for. He’s effectively entered the “privatized welfare” class of Canadians whereby he’s paid a shitty wage, with nearly 0 chance of upside in return for sitting at a desk for 37.5 hours a week and pretending to click buttons on a screen that matter. He’s given up, drowning in his own irrelevance- “there must be more” he murmurs to himself as he clambers into the revolving door with his unwashed, wrinkled corporate attire, the uninspiring symphony of monotonous grays and blues, which is like an elaborate camouflage designed for aspiring off

Check out that Wrinkled 9-5er. I feel for the guy.

by fabioforeign July 31, 2023

Wrinkle Brain

when you get your creative juices flowing after drinking Sneak

Dan has not stopped writing his new book in days, he must have got some of that wrinkle brain

by Big Hynk August 20, 2024

wronkler

A descriptive word for a wrinkly penis, as they as not entirely wrinkly but on the wrinklier side while also being smooth. Therefore a wronkler

“Yo I just sucked a dick for the first time. It was very wrinkly in certain places”
“That’s a wronkler for ya”

by redifer September 19, 2023