Dank Ass Wine

Delectable wine enjoyed in mass amounts preferably from a box

Hey Joe, you better have gotten the dank ass wine for tonight!

by adamsIII December 31, 2011

Catalina Wine Mixer

While watching Facebook videos of Matt Bellassai, and while drinking a fine merlot, the man puts a cork in his ass and swings his fully erect penis around like a helicopter rotor...all while listening to Por Ti Vilare by Will Ferrell.

When we get hawkeye drunk on the whiskey rain, Jim likes to do the Catalina Wine Mixer.

by ahmeelia April 21, 2016

australian wine fountain

taking an un-opened bottle of whine or champagne, then popping the cork off and imediately shoving the tip up the females ass as the fizz jets out of the bottle into the female. usually followed by putting the wine that drips out of the female into glasses and drinking it.

Robert: dude did you have your girlfriend over?
Danny: of coarse i gave her one hell of an australian wine fountain
Robert: nice bro me and my girl should try that

by rampage1379 January 12, 2010

aged like fine wine

something that has aged quite well, just like how wine tastes better as it ages

"That comment aged like fine wine".

by Mr.SherlockHolmes February 9, 2021

Having a glass of wine together

UK slang for felattio.

Downing Street said that the MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to Foreign Office officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Foreign Secretary’s in 2018.

by Jacob Rees-Bunce July 1, 2022

72 virgins and a river of wine

Something Allah will give in paradise, if you strap a bomb to yourself and go blow something up.

Allah will give me 72 virgins and a river of wine in paradise!! *kaboom*

by Johny McJohnson the sixteenth February 1, 2008

wine pon dis cocky

A mating call commonly used by people on twitter in order to attract mates.

Person 1: bro that girl is so hot
Person 2: ayo she can wine pon dis cocky any day of the week

by Free Springrolls August 19, 2020