Literally PokéSatan. Giratina move aside bro like damn. This Miltank... with its... ATTRACT and MILK DRINK Combo, like bro is more scary than Cynthia. damn. Like this is the OG sweeper. This damn miltank. I swear, this thing--- THIS thing is more trauma inducing than Cynthia. Change my mind. You can't. This dumb stupid ahh miltank, I hate it. Literally the worst thing ever.
And dont get me started on Rollout, like bro. that thing KO's faster than my grades fall. like i send out one mon and like instantly bros out in two fucking turns. TWO TURNS. and its like bro unless you traded ur fucking soul (for you critics, IK its drowzee) for that damned machop in the dept store, ur cooked faster than a thanksgiving turkey.
Like bro what do you mean i FINALLY get it to low HP and bros like "Lol actually," and uses milk drank and freaking heals like what 50% HP? Hello!? And like "Oh i can hit it and it'll faint" and bros like erm actually it says "Quilava was immobilized by love", and then bro knocks out Quilava with rollout. Like my god u all out here calling Cynthia bad? No. This—this disgrace, behemoth, disgusting creature is the true final boss of pokemon.
And dont get me started on Rollout, like bro. that thing KO's faster than my grades fall. like i send out one mon and like instantly bros out in two fucking turns. TWO TURNS. and its like bro unless you traded ur fucking soul (for you critics, IK its drowzee) for that damned machop in the dept store, ur cooked faster than a thanksgiving turkey.
Like bro what do you mean i FINALLY get it to low HP and bros like "Lol actually," and uses milk drank and freaking heals like what 50% HP? Hello!? And like "Oh i can hit it and it'll faint" and bros like erm actually it says "Quilava was immobilized by love", and then bro knocks out Quilava with rollout. Like my god u all out here calling Cynthia bad? No. This—this disgrace, behemoth, disgusting creature is the true final boss of pokemon.
"Bro have u beat goldenrod ?"
"No Whitney's Miltank made me throw my goddamned cartridge out the window."
"No Whitney's Miltank made me throw my goddamned cartridge out the window."
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